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My New Favorite Way To Eat Burgers

I realized I haven’t posted a recipe on here in oh….a very long time. Let’s not even look back and see just how long it was. STOP IT. Stop going back to the archives and looking. Let’s just live in the present.

So here’s the thing, I have this favorite way of eating burgers/chicken/sandwiches made at home that I’m not sure I’ve ever disclosed. Here’s my secret:

I absolutely love burgers wrapped in lettuce. No bun, just lettuce. It gives it a really nice crunch and isn’t as filling. This is great for people avoiding extra carbs too. I for one am not avoiding carbs because I absolutely love carbs, but I don’t totally love a meal of super heavy foods all put together, plus the lettuce wraps are just tasty in their own right.

“Well, Heather, what kind of lettuce?”

I’m glad you asked! The answer is simply any kind of lettuce I have on hand that has leaves big enough. Iceberg? Sure. Romaine? Why not. This isn’t much of a recipe, but I thought I would show you two of my favorite ways to eat burgers “protein style”.

text2998-6First, I mix my ground beef  with whatever spice is of my fancy that night. Lately it’s the Greek mix from Penzey’s. It’s no secret I love Penzey’s spices. They don’t know I exist in the blogging world, so I’m not paid to say any of this. I just highly recommend them.

Second, I add whatever toppings my heart fancies but my two favorites as of lately are most definitely a salsa burger, and a spinach and basil burger.  These are both so simple it’s mind boggling.

Spinach Burger

  • Place basil on the bottom, then cheese if you’re using it – or nutritional yeast if you’re not. We limit our dairy quite a bit, but besides that I LOVE nutritional yeast so I prefer it.
  • Put your burger on
  • Put some tomatoes on top of that
  • Put a handful of spinach on that
  • Put whatever sauce on top you like
  • WRAP IT UP AND EAT IT.

DSC_3878-01 DSC_3881-01Salsa Burger

  • Place salsa on the bottom
  • Add nutritional yeast or shredded taco cheese. 99% of the time I always opt for the nutritional yeast. Weird fact, I don’t even really like regular cheese on tacos. I was raised using nutritional yeast so it just seems normal to me.
  • Add tomatoes
  • Add sauteed onions
  • Add your burger
  • WRAP IT UP AND EAT IT.

DSC_3884-01So that’s it. Go get yourself some beef, turkey burger, a chicken breast, smoked tofu, whatever suits your fancy and wrap that delicious nugget of delight up in some lettuce. Here’s a hint, you can also make pretty much any burrito this way too and it truly is, in the words of James Lipton a la Saturday Night Live, scrumptrulescent.

Enjoy!

xo,

Heather

Thanksgiving {Vegan} Apple Walnut Stuffing

Update: I’m super tired, so I’m putting this up without proof reading right now. I really wanted to get this up for the people who have been asking for it however (I put a picture of it on Instagram). So here you guys go. Spelling/grammar/run-on errors included!

I am a big fan of Thanksgiving, it’s no hidden secret. There’s something about laughing with a bunch of family and stuffing your face with delicious food that can’t be helped. I verge on saying Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I even wrote about previous years here, and here.

This year things are going to be a little different however. Within the last year I’ve stopped eating a lot of meat. This has become even more prevalent in the last few months. I’m not adverse to ever eating meat again, but I just feel better without it in my diet.

I want to make it clear, there is no high-horse, or pedastle. I hold nothing against anyone who eats meat, I honestly couldn’t care less. Quite frankly, if this salmon was around again I’d devour it with the vengeance of a seal.

When you picture someone who embraces country life, you think of someone like the Pioneer Woman who smothers everything in seven pounds of butter and beef. I totally understand the notion, it was my notion too. When I realized I felt pretty bad after eating eggs I quickly realized we weren’t likely going to raise chickens. When I started understanding the more I ate meat the worst I felt, I started having to come to terms with not having a cattle farm (unless I decide to raise some grass fed cattle for others). Sometimes plans change. It doesn’t mean we don’t still homestead; but as far as food goes it simply means we’ll be growing and canning a lot more vegetables and fruits.

This verbose yadda yaddaing simply bring us back around to this Thanksgiving. I can tell my preferences have changed, because last year I remember thinking “there’s no way I’m not eating turkey.” This year, I’m not planning on eating turkey and I don’t even care. I might change my mind when I smell it roasting, but at this point I have pretty much zero desire to eat any form of turkey. I realized I also have zero desire to eat any of the traditional sausage stuffing. Thankfully a lot of Andy’s family has also embraced a nearly vegan lifestyle, so I knew if I came with vegan friendly dishes they would be embraced to the fullest. The other day I gave a good old try and came up with what turned out to be a pretty darn tasty vegan stuffing.

As with everything I cook this can be made a large variety of ways and my version is by no means the end all. Use it verbatim, or use it as a starting point.

Vegan Apple Walnut Stuffing

{A quick note: I didn’t measure anything. Everything below is really a rough estimate/remembering of what I did.}

Ingredients:

  • a loaf of focaccia bread
  • 1/2 cup chopped walnuts
  • 4 carrots
  • an onion
  • 1/2 cup raisins
  • 1/4 cup chopped green olives
  • an apple
  • a vegan bullion cube
  • dried/fresh fennel to taste
  • dried/fresh thyme to taste
  • dried/fresh parsley to taste
  • 1/4 – 1/2 teaspoon celery seed (or a couple stalks of actual celery).

Directions:

1. Put your oven on 300*

2. Cube up your bread and put on a cookie sheet. Do not add any oil, you’re dry toasting these. Place in the oven until slightly dried out and just crispy, I checked every 5 to 10  minutes. It took about 15-20.

Ready to go in the oven!

3. In a large pot add a little oil and saute your onions for a few minutes. Add the carrots (and celery if you’re using). 4. Mix your bullion cube with about a cup of water.5. Toss in your spices and add a little of the broth you mixed up.6. Add in your raisins, walnuts and olives to your mixture and take in the smells. So good.

7. Add your bread and diced apple to your mixture. Gently toss together and slowly drizzle the rest of the broth over the top. If you need to, add some more hot water. I kept a tea kettle of near boiling water available just in case I needed it to make it slightly more moist, it was fine however.

8. Place your mixture in the oven. Once the top is light-medium browned it’s cooked through. If you feel the inside could use a little more cooking, simply cover with tinfoil and keep slowly cooking it’s done to your preference. I believe mine was about 30 minutes or so.

9. Take out and om nom nom.

That’s it! A simple vegan stuffing. I personally love the fennel because it reminds me a little of the sausage flavor profile with none of the animal. Tasty tasty.  So despite it being high in carbs (and really, who cares on Thanksgiving) this is absolutely delightful. I love the mix between green olives and raisins. Then again, I put green olives and raisins in our homemade spaghetti sauce too. Maybe it’s just my thing, a very very delicious thing.

xo,

Heather

Oh So Apple Saucy Granola

The other day Andy and I were talking about making some more items ourselves here at home. I already make my own garbanzo flour (it’s loud, but a Vitamix does a great job on dried garbanzo beans), and a few times I made my own almond milk, though I decided that was simply too labor intensive. One of the foods we realized I had never made was granola. It’s one of the easiest things to make and yet I had never even attempted it. Andy eats granola every  morning for breakfast, and growing up his mom often made it. Today I decided to give it a go.

Here was my hangup: Granola is insanely sugary and fattening if made regularly. I don’t mind the fat coming from the nuts but many of the recipes I saw included both a bunch of sugar and or butter to make it clump. Gulp. No thanks.

I had this absolutely delicious granola a long time ago baked with applesauce. It was sweet, low in fat, and contained only a little sugar. I knew I needed to replicate it. I was okay with using some sugar, and some agave nectar as long as total it didn’t exceed one cup (with at least have of that cup being raw agave nectar, and the sugar being raw brown sugar). After some googling I came across this recipe at Fake Ginger.

Her recipe is as follows:

Ingredients
  • 2½ cups old fashioned oats
  • 1 cup nuts (pecans, walnuts, almonds)
  • ½ cup sunflower seeds
  • ¼ cup sesame seeds
  • ¼ cup brown sugar
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup unsweetened applesauce
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
  • ⅓ cup raisins
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 300F.
  2. In a large bowl, mix together oats, nuts, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, brown sugar, cinnamon, and salt. Set aside.
  3. In a small saucepan, warm the applesauce with the honey and oil over low heat.
  4. Mix the applesauce mixture into the oat mixture and stir to coat everything. Spread the mixture onto a 9 x 13 baking pan.
  5. Bake for 45 to 50 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes, until the granola is a deep brown. Remove from oven and stir in raisins. Cool completely before enjoying.

This is what it looks like before baking. I messed up the focus on my camera so just look at that tiny strip of in focus mix *hits self in face*. This is what happens when I don’t use my camera very much for a couple months.

Since we limit animal products in our diets, and I already had raw agave nectar on hand I decided to make the switch from honey. My other changes included using cake spice instead of cinnamon since I was out, choosing pecans and walnuts for my nuts, and adding about a half teaspoon of vanilla.

Here are a few notes:

  • I did about 4 1/2 rounds of 10 minutes – meaning 45 minutes and it was a little browner than my personal preference. I’ll do 30 minutes next time but I have to say it did sets up to a nice crunch and adding the raisins in made it a lot tastier. I think it honestly just comes down to preference on this one. Andy thinks it’s fine.
  • Next time I will also either cut out the salt all together, or cut to 1/8 of a teaspoon. I found 1/2 to be too much. I’m fairly salt sensitive though, in general a little amount is plenty for me. It didn’t taste salty at all to Andy.
  • Be careful turning the granola every 10 minutes so you don’t break down the clumps too much. It’s not a clump intensive granola like some, and I don’t think you will get that with an apple sauce granola. It still clumped nicely though, but if you are too aggressive during turning you’ll break them up.

It’s held up really nice, and once it was entirely cool I put it in a tupperware. The key is to make sure that it is entirely cool. Very Very cool. You don’t want any residual heat or else it will turn chewy and blech.

One of the things I really enjoy about this recipe is that it’s pretty versatile if you follow the basic recipe. Next time I’ll likely go with almonds and dried raspberries. Mmmm so tasty.

Verdict: There’s no need to ever buy granola again. This was both super cheap, and super easy. Give it a try!

xo,

Heather

Wild Ideas: Autumn Olive

A few weeks ago the dogs and I were out at the apple trees in the back field when I noticed Primrose eating tiny red berries that had spots on them.

I was concerned because normally small round red berries = bad. At least, that’s how I was raised. So I came in the house (oddly calmly, I think at this point I just expect things like this from her sweet little face) and tried to figure out if little miss trouble maker had just poisoned herself. After a bunch of googling around I found out the berries were called Autumn Olives.

Not only are the berries not poisonous to either dogs or humans (or cats and horses apparently), they are actually a superfood secret and they make very good juice, jam and fruit leather. Excuse me?! Say what?! I’ve had a zero effort harvest in my backyard for five years and I never knew about it? Let me clarify that these, despite the name, are not olives. Rather, they are a tart berry filled with lycopene (cancer fighting) and antioxidants. They have pits but I haven’t had a problem just eating them. It turns out Autumn Olives are an invasive species in North America, but as I figure it invasive can simply mean opportunistic. I’m into permaculture and if it’s growing wild, and I can harvest it, why not? It’s the same reason I made dandelion syrup this spring, wild stuffed grape leaves this summer and harvested wild blackberries and raspberries.

According to multiple sources on the internet the berries get ripe best in cool weather, and even when they seem ready they normally aren’t until the end of September to mid-October. I found them around the beginning of September and let me tell you with how much anticipation I’ve been waiting for them to be ready to harvest: a ton. Thursday was the day. I went out, tasted a berry and it was still tart but not painfully so. It was, dare I say, tasty. I knew the birds would be out to get these soon so I got my big tin pail and walked out to gather about 5lbs of berries per a jam recipe I found.

Here’s a few tips on harvesting the berries:

  • Put the pail below each stem and then gently roll the berries off of their stems with your fingers. If they don’t come off easily don’t force them. Ripe berries will easily roll off.  The juice of these comes out easily as well, gentle gentle gentle.
  • You will get spiders and other creatures from the plant in your berries. That’s harvesting for you. I try and pick them out with care because I know they are beneficial to the plant life.
  • About a 1/4 of a five gallon bucket hit about 5lbs for me.
  • Share your harvest. In other words: these are wild. Other animals besides you eat them too. Don’t take them all. I took a very small portion of what was there and left a good amount in each area I did harvest from. I didn’t do the work to grow them, and I don’t think it’s really my right to wipe everything clean and leave the birds and other animals with nothing. Responsible harvesting high fives all around.

On Thursday I came in, rinsed the berries, and plucked all the little stems out of them. My water was pretty dirty only because my bucket had some dried dirt it in before I started. Next time I will definitely use a clean bucket. It will significantly cut the rinsing steps down.

On Friday I knew it was time to turn it into jam, or at least that was my intention. After boiling the berries down for about 20 minutes, in order to make them easier to pit through a food mill, I realized this stuff would be great as a fruit butter.

I boiled berries on the front burner so I could mill them, and then added the puree to the back burner to cook down.

On the other side of the stove I had the jars sterilizing and the tops and lids slightly simmering.

The entire time I was doing this and experimenting with sugar/pectin/lemon, I was video chatting with Lauren over at Filing Jointly. Let me tell you something about Lauren—she’s great. She also thinks she awkward and she’s not. I feel like a lot of people who blog feel like they are awkward in person and more dynamic online. I even feel like this. I know I’m awkward, but I embrace it. Have you seen the video of me making spaghetti sauce? Lauren can probably testify to my a.) talkative nature and b.) awkward movements. I can testify to her awesomeness. Also, you all should encourage her to write about the pig farm story. It’s great.

That said, she pretty much just watched this process live. There really isn’t much of recipe but I’ll give a general breakdown. It’s a pretty typical fruit butter recipe I’d say. When it sets up it will look like a jam from the outside, but once you open it give it a quick stir and it quickly becomes butter consistency and nothing like jam.

Autumn Olive Butter Recipe

Remember, this is a “more or less” recipe. I’ve made jam before so I just sort of winged this and knew it would either be butter or jam, with my hope being for a soft butter/spread. Mine became butter because I was stingy on the pectin, and the mash is already very butter like on it’s own. You can easily make a small batch of this by just milling your berries, adding a little sweetner and moving on. The recipe below is for canning it, which requires more sugar and some citrus to be safe. I also realized it takes a TON of sugar to make it sweet once you add more than a tablespoon of lemon juice, I had added two and it was harshly tart. Next time I may just stick with less lemon juice, and plain sugar.

  • 8 to 9 or so cups berry mash (food mill to remove pits)
  • Few teaspoons of lemon juice. Be careful and add slow, the berries are very tart. The more lemon you add, the more sugar you need to add to offset it. You need a certain amount of citrus though, especially if you’re water bathing. A professional will have more advice than me on this, but I always do it as a precaution.
  • 2 cups white sugar
  • 1/2 cup maple syrup
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • Few tablespoons powder pectin. I used ball and some new kind. I really recommend sure jell if you want this to be more like a jam. Follow the directions on your own pectin for best results.

Follow proper procedures to making fruit butter and for canning per the National Center for Home Food Preservation. Butter recipes for canning can be found lots of places like Balls Complete Book of Home Preservation. Process according to your altitude. I boiled the fruit until it coated my spoon and came off in a sheet and processed once it reached a rolling boil for about 10-15 minutes. I’m not a professional canner and I don’t want to give you information that may be considered inaccurate because of botulism and other goodies that can grow if not preserved appropriately and will make you very sick, so please please please consult with the National Center if you don’t know how to can, or need more accurate instructions. 

Saving Autumn Olives For Fruit Smoothies

When you mill autumn olives to remove the pits, the mash will look an awful lot like a smoothie in consistency. The next day when it sets it will feel like a firm pudding, or as my childhood memories remind me – Nickelodeons Gak. Given how good these berries are for you, and the natural consistency of their mash, I am going to process more of these and freeze them into ice cube trays. I’ll then vacuum seal the frozen berry mash cubes into bags with about 4-5 in each bag. I’ll use these in place of ice cubes when I make smoothies.

Autumn Olive Frozen Fruit Butter

Given the natural smoothie butter consistency of the mash, it makes perfectly good sense to me that if the mash freezes and thaws well, I could easily thaw one or two cubes of mash and mix it with a little maple syrup to make a really nice spread for toast. I’m interested in testing this method with the cubes vacuum sealed to protect against freezer burn, but I’m glad I preserved a batch too.

Autumn Olive Cake Topping

This sounds ridiculous but it is *so darn good*. I recently made a banana molasses spice cake and man oh man, the butter I made and preserved is ridiculous with it. Not only is it super tasty, it sits and holds really well. This would make a great spread in between layers because it will soak into the cake without totally soaking in. I wouldn’t use it on the sides because it would slip off. I’m sure the fresh mash could be doctored into a stiff frosting, but lets face it that is way out of my jurisdiction as I’m a pantry baker at best.

My final opinion…

Make it. Eat it. Love it. I think I love the mash best on it’s own with just a little sweetner, if I’m being entirely honest. I just don’t like taking something so healthy for you and ruining it with so much sugar. I bet I could make it with a lot less sugar if I upped the pectin. That might be the next trial. That doesn’t mean I won’t lick clean every jar I preserved already though. I will. Oh, I will.

xo,

Heather

P.S. Winnie was eating rearing off the ground and jumping for the berries her nose deemed best. Good God, I love these dogs.

Roasted Cherry Tomatoes Poppers

With the summer bounty in full swing, one of the greatest pleasures is watching the green tomatoes turn red. We’ve had a garden for four of the five years we’ve lived here, and each of the last three years our tomatoes have taken a hit. First it was early blight, then it was late blight, then it was the darn hornworms. This year, oh you bet not. The blight has all but *cross our fingers* been taken care of through careful cultivation, rotation crops and planting. The hornworms on the other hand met thuricide this year, also known as BT spray. For those concerned: It’s commonly used in organic gardening, it’s sprayed in the evening when only hornworms are active and it’s precisely sprayed on just the tomatoes. As well, thuricide deteriorates when exposed to sunshine so by the time it gets into our house we’re all set!

This year we’re growing quite a few different kinds of tomatoes including early girls, beefsteak, romas and cherry. The cherry’s are the star of this post.

Unfortunately as ripe as our tomatoes are quickly getting, they aren’t quite ready enough to make these poppers yet. So for this particular post I’ve used some organic store bought tomatoes we were given.  I also used these because most people don’t have tons of fresh cherry tomatoes laying around. You can easily make these with those from the grocery store, just as these are. They are exceptionally delicious and snack worthy anyway you make them. In one or two weeks these will be made with our fresh tomatoes—if they can make it out of the garden before I eat them all.

Roasted Cherry Tomatoes Poppers

Step One. Turn your oven on 425. Yes, this is extremely high. We want to roast these fast so they brown up but still retain some “pop” to them. A lower temperature would cook them through before the outside got a yummy enough (technical term).

Step Two. Toss your tomatoes in olive oil, and then place on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper.

Step Three. Sprinkle salt generously, and some pepper, onto the tomatoes. Gently shake the cookie sheet so the tomatoes roll around in it.

Step Four. Place cookie sheet in the oven and roast for 15 minutes or so. Check in 5 minute increments after this and give the cookie pan a quick and gentle shake now and again. You want these to have a slight browning on them and the skin to be shrunk a little.

Once done to your liking, pull them out of the oven and let them slightly cool if you can. The heat brings out a sweetness in the tomatoes while the salty and slight crisp bring out a whole different profile. You can either eat these by themselves or in a variety of ways. My two favorite are:

1.) Puree them up with some goat cheese to make a roasted tomato goat cheese spread.

2.) Make some homemade pasta, toss with pesto and top with the tomatoes.

This time around I did the second one. We made up a batch of basil and garlic whole wheat pasta using basil and garlic from the garden, and tossed it with a batch of pesto Andy made. Oh, and you bet that’s my regular drying rack I’m using for the pasta. Dedicated pasta rack? Nonsense.

All I have to say is that anyway you cut it, these little toasty tomato poppers are absolutely scrumptulescent. I highly, highly, suggest them.

 xo,

Heather